Suck-a-Thumb

by Joe Thorn on June 27, 2005

My wife grew up in Germany with an American mother and German father. Just like all German kids she was read this particular story, and similar stories. This is a scan from the actual book, accompanied by the translation.

Suck-a-ThumbThe Story of Little Suck-a-Thumb
One day, Mamma said, “Conrad dear,
I must go out and leave you here.
But mind now, Conrad, what I say,
Don’t suck your thumb while I’m away.
The great tall tailor always comes
To little boys that suck their thumbs.
And ere they dream what he’s about
He takes his great sharp scissors out
And cuts their thumbs clean off, – and then
You know, they never grow again.”

Mamma had scarcely turn’d her back,
The thumb was in, alack! alack!
The door flew open, in he ran,
The great, long, red-legged scissor man.
Oh! children, see! the tailor’s come
And caught our little Suck-a-Thumb.
Snip! Snap! Snip! the scissors go;
And Conrad cries out – Oh! Oh! Oh!
Snip! Snap! Snip! They go so fast;
That both his thumbs are off at last.

Mamma comes home; there Conrad stands,
And looks quite sad, and shows his hands;-
“Ah!” said Mamma “I knew he’d come
To naughty little Suck-a-Thumb.”

Pretty freaky huh? Don’t worry. My wife, her sisters, and millions of Germans have turned out fine after listening to the story as children.

As I read this again today a question came into my mind. “Why didn’t that kid listen to his mother? Why didn’t he take her seriously?” (If I may, let me turn the point of the story on it’s head.) Perhaps it was because of her glib attitude. Such easy talk about dark realities make ignoring the message too easy. This led me to think of how we, as Christians, talk about hell. Look, we need to be settled about the issue, and know what the Bible says about it. But we also need to be careful how we speak about the subject. I am not saying we should hide the truth, or avoid talking about. It is far too serious an issue for us to ignore. But I often find a glibness among Christians as we talk about hell; even when talking to those who may face it some day. I even heard this attitude at our annual convention this year. When we do speak of hell I hope we remember to speak with both compassion and urgency. If not most are likely to think it is merely a benign story we tell to scare them into doing the right thing.

  • http://www.chapmanfamilyblog.blogspot.com Vicki

    So that’s it? The story just ends? Is Katherine read this story?

    Kids can’t listen to their parents, Joe. Even if they’ve never done anything wrong to their kids, they just can’t listen to them. It’s a fact of life. “You can’t listen to your parents.” Of course, the parents are 99.9% right in all that they tell us to do, but I think it’s a control issue. For instance, my mom has told me a million things to do about a million different things. Do I listen to her? Some of the time, but not always. I want to do things my own way, be in control, etc, along with every other kid. Yes, I do go back (sometimes) and say “You were right.” And I guess this isn’t making a terrible amount of sense, but I think you understand. I mean, you are Joe, after all. But really, you just can’t listen to your parents. Even if you know they’re right.

  • Joe Thorn

    hahaha. No, we don’t read the story to Kat. My point is that the glibness of the mother is odd, out of place, even in a bizarre story like this. And a glib warning to our neighbors about the dangers of hell is even more inappropriate.

  • http://theram4jc.blogspot.com joe kennedy

    shoot joe, that’s one of the most insightful things i’ve heard all week. maybe i don’t get out much. but i like your point. the prevalent attitude is that hell is one giant party/orgy/mosh pit with lots of oranges, reds, and blacks for those who like to have fun. and heaven is this white place that is really drab and nobody says a word- shhhh it’s like a library with God (and maybe elevator music).

  • Joe Thorn

    Yeah, I find that too. But I actually find more Christians speaking of hell in terms of the wrath of God, lake of fire, etc. but it comes across like they don’t really believe it, or don’t really care of people go there.

  • http://theram4jc.blogspot.com joe kennedy

    misconceptions all around!

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