Speaking of Chuck

Speaking of Chuck Norris, I thought you might want to know a few facts about the man (taken from chucknorrisfacts.com).

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.