I was tucking Elias in for bed recently when he smiled and told me about a poster he saw at a friend's house. It depicted Jesus playing an electric guitar, and read, "Jesus Rocks." I wanted to explain that such "art" trivializes Jesus, but I don't want him to become a watchblogger who feels the need to point out every potential wrong observed, so for the time I just said, "Oh yeah? Did you like it?" And Elias said, "Jesus does rock, but he does not play a guitar." "That's right," I agreed. "The guitars play for him."